Show Me Da Bling bling!!

Two weeks ago, i hung out with my friends and their friends.

I had a great time enjoying this funky band who served a fusion music of hip-hop and heavy jazz. Genius!

But my escapade was ruined by this little bitchy asian guy who sat on the backseat of my car.

Half drunk, half dickheaded, he rambled about how he normally treated his gf. Apparently, he's one of those guys who become money slave to his girl; sugar daddy we might also call. "I always pay for my gf, i gave her a million bucks last year, i bought her designer shoes, etc."

He also boasted about his income and how he always purchased new cars.

And what annoyed me the most was he badgered with these stupid questions about my relationship's money arrangement. So "you'll do 50-50 in your marriage?"

I shut him off.

I almost dropped him on the street side but i felt bad for my friend, since it was hers.

So what's the morale of this story?

A guy who is excessively boastful about his finance size, is most likely to have a severe issue with his genital size.

Yep, normally those who talk as if they were the richest men in the world (and think that everyone else is suckers) need these talks as an avenue to compensate his frustration on his microscopic-size penis.

The bigger the talk, the smaller the penis.

Do you agree?

The "Law-maker"

Baby Stefani

Comments

[Bryan]

wahaha, bisa aja nih baby bikin teori :D

[Michael]

You tell is like it is Babyku!

Poor man Ruffles...

[Dadang]

Hey,

haha. that was a really interesting one.

Actually, I read in a book called "Body Language" by Allan fennings or something, he mentioned that the way a man being seductive is to show off his power; that is money, job position, cars and so on.

Differ to men, women would use almost 13 body signs to signal their interests on someone, (Men only command three signs).

Shouldn't be offended, your friend might like one of your car riders, or... as you are entitled to feel, he was just being a complete dickhead.

Cheers... dadang