Achtung!! Achtung!!

I, Dwi Stefani Pebriana Gultom of Carnegie, hereby announce that my true and sincere love is presented to my only beloved, Michael Paul Ruffles of Alfredton.

No public announcement of my sexual interest to a third male party can disprove this.

Ps. Darl, stop being grumpy like an old fart. I'M the one who's getting older soon...

Luv you so la....