Twisted Scribble: An Escapade with A Sensual Spirit

Celebrating One Year of My Stupid Infatuation!

Well, What more there is to say? A dream better remains as it is.

What are the chances of bumping into him on my next trip to France? Let's narrate this...

1. He has to be alive  AND single (well, not necessarily ...)

2. He has to be in France during mid Jan 07

3. He has to be in Chamonix during mid Jan 07

4. He has to stay in the Chateau i'll be staying during mid Jan 07.

5. I have to look good all the time during my stay (despite the fact that my nose drips as soon as it hits 15 degree and below)... just in case.

6. I have to have the gut to approach him, look him in the eyes and introduce myself.

7. I have to engage him in an interesting conversation.

8. I have keep him engaged and interested after i tell him that i'm engaged (for real) with my soulmate.

9. I have to convince him that it's ok for me to kiss him because he's on my "Celebrities-ok-to-kiss list" along with Angelina Jolie (if i want to kiss a gal, then it has to be her)... of course, this list has been approved by my beloved.

10. I have to act nonchalant and cool after doing his native kiss... and walk away without jumping around like nuts.

Oh dear...

How does 1 to 9,999,999,999 probability sound to you?

If only he read this...  my work will be easier :(

- keep on dreamin' -

Show Me Da Bling bling!!

Two weeks ago, i hung out with my friends and their friends.

I had a great time enjoying this funky band who served a fusion music of hip-hop and heavy jazz. Genius!

But my escapade was ruined by this little bitchy asian guy who sat on the backseat of my car.

Half drunk, half dickheaded, he rambled about how he normally treated his gf. Apparently, he's one of those guys who become money slave to his girl; sugar daddy we might also call. "I always pay for my gf, i gave her a million bucks last year, i bought her designer shoes, etc."

He also boasted about his income and how he always purchased new cars.

And what annoyed me the most was he badgered with these stupid questions about my relationship's money arrangement. So "you'll do 50-50 in your marriage?"

I shut him off.

I almost dropped him on the street side but i felt bad for my friend, since it was hers.

So what's the morale of this story?

A guy who is excessively boastful about his finance size, is most likely to have a severe issue with his genital size.

Yep, normally those who talk as if they were the richest men in the world (and think that everyone else is suckers) need these talks as an avenue to compensate his frustration on his microscopic-size penis.

The bigger the talk, the smaller the penis.

Do you agree?

The "Law-maker"

Baby Stefani

Put the geenie back in his bottle!

Few days ago, i read a joke in a magazine about a geenie, who would rather build a four-lane bridge from California to Hawaii for his master than helping him to understand what women want.

What the hell! Here's a kickback i read from my friend's, Ayu, blog.

Excellent stuff! Finally someone can sum up woman's feelings in a passage. Very beautifully written.

Warning: this could change your man! Please pass this through.

Baby

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In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?"

She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking "

Do you really want to know?"

Reluctantly, he said "Yes."

She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"

The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money...$$$$$

She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money".

"I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."

He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.

She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation.

I don't need a simple minded man."

"I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden."

"I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded."

"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him."

"I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive ... he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a help mate for man."

"I can't help a man if he can't help himself."

When she finished her spill, she looked at him.

He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "

You are asking a lot."

She replied, "I'm worth a lot."

Few days ago, i read a joke in a magazine about a geenie, who would rather build a four-lane bridge from California to Hawaii for his master than helping him to understand what women want.

What the hell! Here's a kickback i read from my friend's, Ayu, blog.

Excellent stuff! Finally someone can sum up woman's feelings in a passage. Very beautifully written.

Warning: this could change your man! Please pass this through.

Baby

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In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question "What kind of man are you looking for?"

She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking "

Do you really want to know?"

Reluctantly, he said "Yes."

She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?"

The man looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money...$$$$$

She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money".

"I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life."

He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain.

She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation.

I don't need a simple minded man."

"I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster."

"I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden."

"I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded."

"I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him."

"I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive ... he just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a help mate for man."

"I can't help a man if he can't help himself."

When she finished her spill, she looked at him.

He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "

You are asking a lot."

She replied, "I'm worth a lot."

The story of a "Meat-less" Soul

I dont believe in SOULMATE!

Gue ngga percaya sama yg namanya JODOH!

Yes, yes, condemn me to the death as i offend three-quarter (if not more) population of the world who put their souls into stake and quest for this enticing entity only to discover later that this entity was worthless than horse shit.

No, no i'm not on the curing period from a wrecked relationship, not at all. In fact i'm deeply in love now. But it makes my refusal even stronger upon this whole theory.

I dont believe that God makes one perfect person for everyone on earth.

I know you would bet that i'd use the disproportional gender distribution trend to justify my theory. But that's even hard to substantiate.

I mean, you see how Chinese Government can't put their hands to control the over-production of male babies. Now if you imagine in the future these babies travel around the world, the male population would catch up to their female counterpart. But again, i gotta remind you the 'law of taste' should apply here (no offense to all chinese male-kinds)

Okay, now back to the heart of my theory.

1. I believe that there are certain people that might be compatible with other type of people (male to male, male to female, female to female, you name it)

2. It is up to you to make your relationship work out. You can't blame God or anyone if it doesn't work. Remember "it takes two to tango" (ugh, cliche stuff but rings true)

3. The last thing is, i believe that God will bless you and your relationship no matter who you are with.

All my life, i've been taught that it is up to God to make a relationship work. Well, in real life many married couples who believe they are soulmates or jodoh end up in divorce. So, who are you gonna blame?

It's easy to point your finger to God. But it's not God's fault, you idiot.

This is the pain in the ass part with many christians. No offense to christians, coz i am.

But they are just too lazy, asking God to deliver them their 'one' or 'other half' or 'the rib' and wait around. I mean HELLOO... God is not your delivery boy or your male maid.

And if things go wrong than she or he is not the one. Well, you can fix thing.

God blesses all of us with Power! Power to change things! Unbelievable Power you can never imagine! That's how you believe in God! Not by sitting around, but MOVE!

All you have to do is just to move your weary poopy ass and Act some attitude!!!

Finally, one very important thing to nurture a healthy and life-long relationship is that both parties must realise the goal of their relationship. I'm not talking about making babies and big town-house by the shore. But it's about growing up. Committing to each other that they will help their partner to grow up, understand life, God and thrive. Yes, thrive. Bring the best out of each other. Respect and faithfulness.

And the most important thing is... to love.